Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Gambler Jokes More Gambler Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!