Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.