Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!