Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!