Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.