Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S