Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.