Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.