Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.