How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!