How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.