How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.