How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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Somebody had an idea.

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Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --