What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.