What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.