How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.