How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."