Salesperson Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."