How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.