Because he wanted a hot rod.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Do you even Lyft
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because they rappel men and women.
Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
