Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.