Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.