What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.