I did not see that coming.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
He heard the snow blower was coming.
A hug and a little quiche.
From his wife back home
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Because he's blind you racist.