What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

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She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married