What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)