What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.