What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)