Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
A stick.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
It was the Bain of his existence.
looks over both shoulders....
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Their mind
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
They were trying to keep their german market.
He wanted to see time fly!
Desserted
They gave him the cold shoulder.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Because he was shellfish.
Its a life of pain
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
No Peking!