What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.