Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"