Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.