Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.