Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.