Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.