Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.