Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.