Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.