Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me