Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!