Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why don't you ever see black people on cruises?

They'll never be tricked into that one again...

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"