Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!