What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!