What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !