What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well