What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.