What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!