What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...