What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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