What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.