What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*