Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
He died in his teepee
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
About forty years.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Because his watch has ended.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Bully Jean is not my lover !
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
They go Bar Hopping!...
A hug and a little quiche.
Hog and kisses!
The 12th floor.
An exoplanet.
Rugs and kisses!
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.
Because they never run from nothin but the police