What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL