What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!