What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!