What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!