What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!