Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
2nd base.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Darude Sandstorm.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!