What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?