How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.