How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.