How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.