Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock