Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.