Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.