Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure