Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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They like horsin' around.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure