Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure