How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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So it won't get too Messi.

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Because he was Messi