What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.