What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.