What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.