What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

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What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.