What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.