Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.