Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....