Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....