What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.