What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!