What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....