What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter