What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!