What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.