What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days