How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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They're still in your driveway

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A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Put on another coat.

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All the coats are on the bed!

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy