How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung