How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.