What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.