What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.