What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.