What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.