What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Previous Random Joke Next
Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Plaster Jokes More Plaster Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.