What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.