Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
They both want to crack open a cold one.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
because he has gnocchi
He'll re-possess it
Easel-y
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Because it cantaloupe.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
Incase he gets a hole in one
A wedding ring !
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
