Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings