Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Bing down the house !
An "A" frame...
Vincent Van Cough
There is nothing left too loose.
You do the math"
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because they're in continents.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!
