What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.