What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.