What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.