Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly