Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter