Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians