How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!