How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Previous Random Joke Next

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked