How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!