How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked