How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked