How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!