Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression