Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
A: She fell out of the tree.
Olympus has fallen.
All he needs is game
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
Close the door.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Red, white and blue
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Because they were under-ground.
Because it was found on the ground.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Because nukes are so bright