Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression