Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!