Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright