Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!