Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
Chernobyl fall out.
Marry her.
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
because he wasn't a fungi!
The cream
Depressions.
Because they're in a depression.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
They're grounded.
Because nukes are so bright
Nukes... You're fired!