Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!