How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room