What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.