What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.