Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.