Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing