Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!