How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor