How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift