How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months