How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing