Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.