Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.