Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.