Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.