Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.