Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits