Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell