Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.