Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)