Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift