Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!