What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle