What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**