What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.