How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.