How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.