How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.