Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
A monkey
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Pick up lines
Cut off his nose.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
