How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.