What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!